May 9th, 10:32 am. suspect is a blonde woman over the age of thirty. she identifies herself as vanessa cage
June 4th, 3:14 pm. suspect is a redheaded woman over the age of thirty. she identifies herself as lauren phillips and is filed in our must implement liberal frisking (milf) category.
Case nro 0253009 - they’ve been accused of theft and interrogated. afterward, they are subject to a strip search, and in order to avoid prosecution, they must follow proper protocol one at a time.